Do you drink the CrossFit Kool-Aid?
One of the fun parts of CrossFit culture tends to be the witty and outrageous quotes that can be found on CrossFit T-Shirts worldwide! There tends to be almost a contest of sorts when designing these shirt logos, to see who can be the most shocking and make the best use of our favourite CrossFit puns.
Check out some of the better slogans I’ve seen:
-Size Doesn’t Matter … Time Does.
-Got Callouses?
-I got a fever … and the prescription is more kettlebell.
-This is gonna suck … but in a good way.
-Force x Distance / Time = Power
-Makes the Hurt Feel Good
-Fitness is Earned
-100% Organic. No plastic, botox or silicone added. (woman’s shirt)
-I’d run away … if I could use my legs!
-You can cry. Just don’t act like a baby.
-Tabata Squats: When Fran just isn’t enough.
-Can’t breathe, Can’t move, Can’t get enough.
-Blood is replaceable. Sweat is expected. Tears are optional.
-Building superior athletes, one hellish workout at a time.
-Love Your Body, Make It Hate You
-Highly Contagious: May Cause Fatigue, Nausea, Vomiting, and an Increased Risk of Fitness
-I can do more pullups than your boyfriend. (woman’s shirt)
-Like A Friendly Kick In The Crotch
-Specialize in nothing. Excel in everything.
-It doesn’t have to be fun, to be fun…
-Flat on your back in 20 minutes or less.
-Being weak is a choice … Be strong.
-If you can talk, you’re not trying hard enough.
-If you ask me what I am doing one more time . . . I’m going to make you do it with me.
-No, you CAN’T work in! I’m doing this for time.
-I’d rather be stronger than I look.
And for something a bit classier, here are some shirts that utilize quotes and proverbs:
-“Whatever you do, do with all your might.” – Cicero
-“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and are more useful in general.” – Mark Ripptoe
-“There is no better way to fight weakness than with strength. Once the mind and body have been awakened to their true potential, its impossible to turn back.” – Henry Rollins
-“This is no time for ease and comfort. It is the time to dare and endure.” – Winston Churchill
-“Nothing will work unless you do.” – John Wooden
-“Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.” – Unknown
-“Today I will do the things that other people won’t, so tomorrow I can do the things that other people can’t.” – Unknown
-“Be alive. Be very alive.” – Mark Rippetoe
-“From the pain comes the dream.” – Peter Gabriel
-“Don’t ask for a light load, but rather ask for a strong back.” – Unknown
-“Facta, non verba” (Deeds, not words)
Has anyone else seen some slogans worth sharing? Post to comments.
