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You Know You’re a CrossFitter When…

Personally, I love this shirt!
Personally, I love this shirt!

I found these on the CrossFit Message Boards and thought I would share!

You know you’re a CrossFitter when:

  • You readily admit that one of the “Girls” kicked your ass!
  • You don’t own a tractor, but you own tractor tires.
  • Helping your friends move turns into a met-con WOD.
  • Every time you go to Home Depot, you’re looking for the exercise potential of equipment, rather than stuff for your home.
  • When you get married, instead of registering at The Bay, you register at Rogue Fitness.
  • Your steering wheel and radio controls are covered in chalk.
  • When the nail salon ladies turn you away for a manicure.
  • In order to bike home, you have to spend twice as much time recovering from the workout than it took you to finish it.
  • When you think it’s cool that your girlfriend is purposefully scraping her hands with a cheese-grater implement.
  • When you laugh at almost all the exercises normal people say they do at the gym.
  • When you wake up at 5 a.m. to do an 8-minute workout.
  • When the only workout you do from a sport is the one its athletes fear the most.
  • You can tell a woman she has a great snatch, and not get slapped by your wife/significant other.
  • Your body hurts all over but you still get up and work out.
  • When you spend more time blogging and researching CrossFit sites than you do actually working!
  • When you pick your cubicle at work because of its hand-stand practice potential.

And finally, this one is for all you CrossFit ladies who wear high heels.  You know you’re a CrossFitter when:

  • Your favorite pair of shoes are your weight shoes.

How do YOU know you’re a CrossFitter?  Post to comments!

Today’s Workout:

Buy InDynamic leg warmup, then 5 minutes of SDHP technique with PVC pipe

WOD – “Road Runner”

We did this workout for the first time on August 18, 2009.  Time to hit it again, record your score in myfrantime.com and create a benchmark to beat next time!!
Elite: For time

  • 800m Run
  • 30 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls 65/95 lbs
  • 400m Run
  • 20 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls 65/95 lbs
  • 200m Run
  • 10 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls 65/95 lbs

Zone 3: Scale SDHP to 55/75lbs

Zone 2: Scale SDHP to 45/55lbs

Zone 1: For time

  • 500m Run
  • 30 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls
  • 200m Run
  • 20 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls
  • 100m Run
  • 10 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls

* Scale SDHP weight as needed

Cash Out – 4 sets of 3 goblet squats, holding the bottom for 2 sec each rep.  Use a heavier weight each set. 

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