I found these on the CrossFit Message Boards and thought I would share!
You know you’re a CrossFitter when:
- You readily admit that one of the “Girls” kicked your ass!
- You don’t own a tractor, but you own tractor tires.
- Helping your friends move turns into a met-con WOD.
- Every time you go to Home Depot, you’re looking for the exercise potential of equipment, rather than stuff for your home.
- When you get married, instead of registering at The Bay, you register at Rogue Fitness.
- Your steering wheel and radio controls are covered in chalk.
- When the nail salon ladies turn you away for a manicure.
- In order to bike home, you have to spend twice as much time recovering from the workout than it took you to finish it.
- When you think it’s cool that your girlfriend is purposefully scraping her hands with a cheese-grater implement.
- When you laugh at almost all the exercises normal people say they do at the gym.
- When you wake up at 5 a.m. to do an 8-minute workout.
- When the only workout you do from a sport is the one its athletes fear the most.
- You can tell a woman she has a great snatch, and not get slapped by your wife/significant other.
- Your body hurts all over but you still get up and work out.
- When you spend more time blogging and researching CrossFit sites than you do actually working!
- When you pick your cubicle at work because of its hand-stand practice potential.
And finally, this one is for all you CrossFit ladies who wear high heels. You know you’re a CrossFitter when:
- Your favorite pair of shoes are your weight shoes.
How do YOU know you’re a CrossFitter? Post to comments!
Today’s Workout:
Buy In – Dynamic leg warmup, then 5 minutes of SDHP technique with PVC pipe
WOD – “Road Runner”
We did this workout for the first time on August 18, 2009. Time to hit it again, record your score in myfrantime.com and create a benchmark to beat next time!!
Elite: For time
- 800m Run
- 30 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls 65/95 lbs
- 400m Run
- 20 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls 65/95 lbs
- 200m Run
- 10 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls 65/95 lbs
Zone 3: Scale SDHP to 55/75lbs
Zone 2: Scale SDHP to 45/55lbs
Zone 1: For time
- 500m Run
- 30 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls
- 200m Run
- 20 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls
- 100m Run
- 10 Sumo Deadlift High-pulls
* Scale SDHP weight as needed
Cash Out – 4 sets of 3 goblet squats, holding the bottom for 2 sec each rep. Use a heavier weight each set.